I don’t know who needs to hear this, but going from President Obama to Donald Trump was like going from an iPhone to 2 styrofoam cups and some string. #NobodyLikesMe
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 29, 2020
BREAKING: Trump just changed his 2020 campaign slogan to, "MAKE AMERICA LIKE ME AGAIN!"#NobodyLikesMe
— Mrs. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) July 29, 2020
Hi there, Donald. Today would be a fantastic day for you to resign from office. #NobodyLikesMepic.twitter.com/nrKGm6nrWr
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 29, 2020
#NobodyLikesMe
— Debi ✨🌟Black Lives Matter🌟✨ (@debiowens) July 29, 2020
My new most favorite gif ever! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/DGKn80Qd00
Donald Trump voted by mail. You should be able to as well.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 29, 2020
@serrbiz I just downloaded a beautiful foto from dancers. Thanks very much for spreading your art. Anja
— Anja Bürk-Deharde Lebenstanz & Amazonen Coaching (@ADeharde) July 28, 2020
If we all vote, Trump loses. Full stop. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
Impeached Trump is the most corrupt politician in US history. By far. Raise your hand if you agree. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
Trump once called for Russia to illegally release Hillary Clinton’s emails. I call for America to legally release Jared Kushner’s WhatsApp texts, Ivanka’s emails, and Donald’s unsecure phone calls.
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 26, 2020
Who’s with me? ✋🏼#ResistanceTaskForce
We need to know why Trump is helping Putin get away with murdering our troops. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
Trump is all about “me.”
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
Biden is all about “we.”#ResistanceTaskForce
If Trump loses, America wins. This isn’t hard. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
I'm voting for @JoeBiden because:
— Jack Wallen (@jlwallen) July 26, 2020
* I want to help save democracy.
* We need a leader.
* He has the empathy and intelligence to pull the country out of this disastrous, downward spiral.
* He'll hire all the right people.
* He'll heal our divides.
#ResistanceTaskForce
This former MAGA Trump supporter is proud to be a member of the #ResistanceTaskForce. https://t.co/IHsSJZc9Xm
— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) July 26, 2020
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
— Grant Stern (@grantstern) July 26, 2020
Portland too.#ResistanceTaskForce
Raise your hand if you’re a proud member of the #ResistanceTaskForce. 👋
— Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 (@joncoopertweets) July 26, 2020
Joe Biden has to defeat Trump in 100 days & he needs a Senate and House to help him tackle the problems Trump leaves in his wake. Will you commit to doing all you can to make that happen? Join the #ResistanceTaskForce
— Steve Kerrigan (@stevekerrigan) July 26, 2020
Let’s show the press how big we are. I’m a proud member of The Resistance. Raise your hand if you are too. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
There isn’t really even a choice in Arizona. You have McSally who is a Trumper. And you have American hero/astronaut/ret US Navy @CaptMarkKelly. Vote for Kelly. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
There are only 100 days to go to elect Joe Biden and defeat Trump.
— Steve Kerrigan (@stevekerrigan) July 26, 2020
I’m all in, are you?! #ResistanceTaskForce #Election2020
We can't get anything done unless we fire #MoscowMitch. We need the #ResistanceTaskForce to do it!! https://t.co/I6tPgGO9un
— DaBrosky **Mask wearer***🇯🇲🇺🇸 (@sonshinedaily) July 26, 2020
100 days.... let’s get out there and vote for democracy!!! No more lobbies friends and family members as advisors that they are not qualified for. Return to balance of power and someone who will be a bridge not add fuel to the fire. #ResistanceTaskForce pic.twitter.com/TOluPVZjX3
— Desiree (@Desiree77960801) July 26, 2020
Let’s see how quickly this can get over 1,000 retweets. Ready, go! #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
Don't ever give up! I'm in the reddest of counties in Texas. I'm fighting on the front lines of Trump country. I'm out here saying This is not ok! They have guns. I have my voice! #ResistanceTaskForce
— Sara Spector (@Miriam2626) July 26, 2020
BREAKING: Today @TheDemCoalition launched the #ResistanceTaskForce a massive political organizing effort to win the Senate, hold the House and elect Joe Biden. There are only 100 days until Election Day. We will push like we’re behind and sprint through the finish. Let’s do this.
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
I’m voting for Joe Biden. Raise your hand if you are too. #ResistanceTaskForce
— Scott Dworkin (@funder) July 26, 2020
Ex-Amazon employees verifying that they helped the company do exactly what their spokespeople say they'd never do... https://t.co/K0UU5XBG3Z pic.twitter.com/37zYYFjgrR
— Rand Fishkin (@randfish) July 24, 2020
I would be perfectly fine if we impeached trump again.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant Rep John Lewis! (@mmpadellan) July 22, 2020
YOU?
A proactive arrest is not a thing. Just say they're arresting people who haven't done anything, my god. https://t.co/Syt0NDYarP
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) July 22, 2020
Let’s call it what it is: The Trump Virus.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 21, 2020
Today in batshittery BINGO, a sitting "president" wished a known child sex trafficker well.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant Rep John Lewis! (@mmpadellan) July 21, 2020
I, for one, do not wish Ghislaine Maxwell, “well.” Watch the Netflix docuseries “Filthy Rich” to understand the atrocities this woman committed against young girls FOR DECADES. I hope she gets all the due process she deserves, mainly so the sentence she finally gets is airtight.
— Asha Rangappa (@AshaRangappa_) July 21, 2020
Never forget that day at DOJ when we charged someone with trafficking minors and Obama stood up at the WH and wished her well. Boy that was a controversy.
— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) July 21, 2020
— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) July 21, 2020
You can call me crazy for believing this, but I think government should be serving the people, not beating them up on city streets.
— Annie Gabston-Howell- (@AnnieGabstonH) July 21, 2020
I'm not a doctor but I too would be fucking thunderstruck if I saw our president correctly point to a drawing of an elephant
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 20, 2020
Joe Biden can do the MOST damage possible to trump by not saying another word, and just letting trump speak.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant Rep John Lewis! (@mmpadellan) July 20, 2020
Now more than ever, we need a president who will choose hope over fear.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 19, 2020
The entire planet is watching us now, and they are rooting for us to defeat trump, the GOP, and the rest of the anti-mask crowd.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant Rep John Lewis! (@mmpadellan) July 19, 2020
FACT.
pretty weird how the guy who failed at running a real estate empire and failed at running casinos and failed at running an airline and failed at running a football team and failed as a father and failed as a husband has failed at fighting a pandemic, who could have foreseen it
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 18, 2020
I'm up to four endorsements for my Laundry Services skills on Linked In. Come on, people!
— Mitch Pirtle (@mitchitized) July 17, 2020
If it can happen in Portland, it can happen in your city too.#AmericaOrTrump
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 17, 2020
We appreciate the commitment to social distancing and the flexibility!
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) July 17, 2020
Wear a mask.pic.twitter.com/TLdKfDwJGB
Unidentified military are kidnapping protestors in Portland.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 17, 2020
Schools are being forced to reopen despite 11 days of record spikes of COVID-19.
The HHS is hiding coronavirus data from the public, so we can't know how bad it is.
This is a country in collapse.#AmericaOrTrump
what kind of shithole governor sues to prevent people from wearing masks
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 17, 2020
More people have been arrested for protesting the murder of Breonna Taylor than for the actual murder of Breonna Taylor.
— Congressmember Bass (@RepKarenBass) July 16, 2020
they will roo the day they did this https://t.co/F7tGQClziJ
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) July 16, 2020
🔒 If you leverage Twitter as an identity provider to log into other services, I think right now is a good time to re-evaluate that decision.
— Duncan Davidson (@duncan) July 16, 2020
President Obama and I left a playbook for President Trump on how to fight pandemics. He flat-out ignored it. And we're all paying the price every day.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 17, 2020
We are months into this crisis, and our health care workers are still being forced to reuse masks. It’s unacceptable.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 16, 2020
Mr. President, fix the PPE shortages before you tee off for yet another round of golf.
Kayleigh McEnany says that trump wants schools to open in full, and "the science should not stand in the way of this."
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 16, 2020
They are literally trying to kill us all.
Coronavirus is too dangerous for Republicans to have their convention inside, but they expect our kids to go back to school.https://t.co/ySge1upyC1
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 16, 2020
what kind of shithole president sells beans in his spare time
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 16, 2020
As of today the CDC won't get Covid numbers directly from hospitals.
— Halli (@iamharaldur) July 16, 2020
All numbers will be sent through the White House.
This is what dictators do.
just wear the fucking mask, assholes. thank you for attending my TED talk
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 16, 2020
Hey, this might sound totally nuts, but don't we have at least 5-10 billionaires who could all chip in and save the USPS easily, and they wouldn't even feel it?
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 16, 2020
I’m giving back to the web dev community!
— Shaw (@shshaw) July 16, 2020
For every line of CSS you tweet, I’ll send back 2,000 lines of JS it takes to do the same thing!
"Americans have gone from having access to most of the world to being banned from most of it. Today, Americans are only allowed in a few Caribbean islands and the Balkans. An American passport is now worthless. Worse than worthless, it’s a plague." - https://t.co/DKBQ7nxRKF pic.twitter.com/pL2uFii4mo
— Rand Fishkin (@randfish) July 11, 2020
If Trump drives Dr. Fauci out, Dr. Fauci should be doing televised briefings every day describing exactly what is going on. He owes nothing to Trump. He has a duty to America
— Steven Beschloss (@StevenBeschloss) July 12, 2020
Don’t forget what U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson said about Stone: "He was not prosecuted, as some have complained, for standing up for the President. He was prosecuted for covering up for the President." The coverup continues.
— Steven Beschloss (@StevenBeschloss) July 11, 2020
Michael Cohen is in prison and Roger Stone is free. Guess which one provided testimony against the president?
— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) July 11, 2020
Trump commutes the prison sentence of Roger Stone while the officers that killed Breonna Taylor are still free. The two systems of justice in this country must end.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 11, 2020
So I guess the biggest outstanding question about tonight’s news is, what does Roger Stone have on Donald Trump that Paul Manafort doesn’t?
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) July 10, 2020
Black beans matter more to Donald Trump than Black lives.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 10, 2020
what kind of shithole country hands the reins of power to a racist game show host so he can run the nation as if it were one of his six bankrupt casinos
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 10, 2020
Just found out I had a co-worker pass from #COVID__19.
— Steven Slugocki (@Slugocki) July 10, 2020
Was totally fine, showed no symptoms before & no pre-exisiting conditions according to his family. Got sick Monday, went to the hospital, fell into a coma Tuesday & died last night. He was 23.
Please take this virus seriously
Nichelle Nichols almost left Star Trek after Season One. Why'd she stay? Because a fan of the show told Nichols she was the only Black actor on TV in a role worth having, and she was a role model to his children. That fan? Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. pic.twitter.com/LFXWsqgDru
— Prime Video (@PrimeVideo) July 2, 2020
Joe Biden should 100% refuse to debate until trump publicly releases his tax returns AND agrees to fact checks.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 9, 2020
Who's with me?
Schools can't even control lice, you think they can control Covid-19.
— Mohamad Safa (@mhdksafa) July 9, 2020
DEUTSCHE BANK SAYS WILL COMPLY WITH SUPREME COURT'S DECISION, @business reports
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) July 9, 2020
unfortunately we will not cover the medicine that keeps you from throwing up from pain every month. but we have a good reason! a lady ate an apple in our favorite book
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) July 9, 2020
Just because you’re almost out of birthdays doesn’t mean the rest of us should be🐮
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) July 8, 2020
My God, this presidency...
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) July 8, 2020
"President Trump’s campaign rally in Tulsa in late June, along with large protests that accompanied it, 'likely contributed' to a dramatic surge in new coronavirus cases, Tulsa Health Director Dr. Bruce Dart said Wednesday."https://t.co/DI2eKqNCSa
Do all criminals get to go to fancy restaurants in NYC while on house arrest?
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 7, 2020
Michael Cohen Allegedly Caught Dining Out While Serving Home Sentence. DOJ, Bureau Of Prisons Silent. https://t.co/JBJ483bPQJ
#BLACKOUTDAY2020
— Everythings Irie! (@IrieEverythings) July 7, 2020
Good morning my lovelies! Today is blackout day! Join me and other people of color to not spend any money today. For my white brothers and sisters this is being done to show how money people of color contribute daily to our country!
Much love to everyone!🥰 pic.twitter.com/uwd6VDQMaE
It's the #TrumpVirus, you abominable colostomy bag.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 6, 2020
130,000 AMERICANS HAVE DIED.
40 million Americans unemployed.
There are people on FOOD LINES, ffs.
It's no cause to celebrate, jackass.pic.twitter.com/jaEeBcJ0Xw
Trump said we were going to go to Mars.
— Really American 🇺🇸 (@ReallyAmerican1) July 6, 2020
We can’t even go to Europe.
A revolution is brewing to take back the web from the dominance of a few companies, and the ad-tech industry that supports them. https://t.co/dvErImHihP
— MIT Technology Review (@techreview) July 4, 2020
Michael Jackson reincarnated on a Hubei construction site: pic.twitter.com/0eHxd5bj8D
— Bill Birtles (@billbirtles) July 3, 2020
if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated pic.twitter.com/GrKlIRxg3J
— Julian Bass (@thejulianbass) July 2, 2020
“Mr. President, it's too much.” pic.twitter.com/WEebjiPKgj
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 2, 2020
Remember that time our whole nation basically ignored a global pandemic for months hoping it would go away but it totally didn’t?
— Ian Bogost (@ibogost) July 2, 2020
The Nasdaq can’t cure coronavirus.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 2, 2020
You can’t discover a place if people already live there, silly🐮
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) July 2, 2020
pro writing tip: the best way to immediately spot all the typos in something you’ve written is by emailing it to all your newsletter subscribers
— Ethan Marcotte (@beep) July 1, 2020
i mean, probably
America flattened the curve.
— Mike Rundle (@flyosity) July 1, 2020
Unfortunately, we flattened it vertically.
It is just so remarkable that “maybe computer people should, like, know something about the world and stuff” is the cutting-edge of “AI ethics” research. https://t.co/zzyIbcf90h pic.twitter.com/7L9S5W2p0Q
— Ian Bogost (@ibogost) July 1, 2020
History will have no choice but to see us as deeply fucking stupid
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 30, 2020
Let’s take a breath collectively for all of the marginalized, disenfranchised and dehumanized people – who were killed unjustifiably, who were killed unnecessarily and who were killed senselessly. Join me in the pursuit of justice for George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, and many more.
— Ben Crump (@AttorneyCrump) June 30, 2020
Ideological diversity is well and good, but in my experience, hyper-engaged political junkies understand "the other side" way better than they understand the low-interest voters who hate talking politics but actually swing elections.
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) June 30, 2020
