Want a little bedtime story? My friend felt he had a hair caught between his eye and his glasses. He couldn't get rid of it, so he looked in the mirror. A tick was crawling on his eyeball. Nighty-night, sleep well.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 31, 2019
When you push to production but it's Fridaypic.twitter.com/VsKR0E2mhM
— Daryl Ginn (@darylginn) May 28, 2019
Noooooo!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/MEDyimseTd
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) May 27, 2019
When you’v got your food and all that’s on your mind is eating it 😂pic.twitter.com/TJ2410dRGJ
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) May 22, 2019
Best instant karma video ever 👏 don’t mess with stray dogs 🐶💙pic.twitter.com/aSmXPLQgkx
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) May 21, 2019
Parenting level: needs improvement 😂pic.twitter.com/E2ENzoM7D6
— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) May 18, 2019
CEO of @google Sundar Pichai said "privacy cannot be a luxury good offered only to people who can afford to buy premium products and services". It should be FREE - and you're the root cause! Duh. #facepalm
— Mitch Pirtle (@mitchitized) May 28, 2019
There is nothing for Hope Hicks to “decide.” She got a subpoena from Congress. Were she not white, wealthy, and connected, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. She would appear, or she would face the threat of prison like the rest of us. As she should. https://t.co/giDCcvIxvf
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) May 26, 2019
Flint needs clean water.
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) May 24, 2019
#FBF to when I asked Brett Kavanaugh: Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?
— Kamala Harris (@SenKamalaHarris) May 17, 2019
I’m still wondering. pic.twitter.com/3eiMJnYDoV
Is Melania packed? #EinsteinVisa
— Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 (@DevinCow) May 17, 2019
Just imagine this. #LindseyGrahamResign pic.twitter.com/xHYF3IMSc8
— cole (@cole_austine1) May 14, 2019
Seriously .... wait for it! 🐐 How did he get all the way up there?! 😱😂
— Terri Nakamura (@terrinakamura) May 12, 2019
🎥 via nature.index IG #nature #wildlife pic.twitter.com/64Wo4Zpi6k
Tried to do some simple emoji detection with @tensorflow.js
— Nick Bourdakos (@bourdakos1) May 6, 2019
What do you think? pic.twitter.com/mP0RDsPHMd
Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson, Paul Nehlen, Laura Loomer, and Louis Farrakhan are all accused of engaging in, and promoting, hate speech. https://t.co/CKEoxP8PAX
— MIT Technology Review (@techreview) May 6, 2019
